Scariness is the true measure of a monster. If you're not scary, what kind of a monster are you?
If you know Treasure Planet, and you know ME, then you know my heartbreak over this. (cries)
(Screencaps from dean-hardscrabble.tumblr.com. Oh, and “elf.”)
//whoa there friend where’s the fire
CENTIPEDE /// an abigail hardscrabble fst
centipede \ knife party || how to be eaten by a woman \ the glitch mob || slam the door \ zedd || rage valley \ knife party || blow (cirkut remix) \ ke$ha || lines in wax \ flux pavillion & foreign beggars || power glove \ knife party || problem (the monster remix) \ becky g feat. will.i.am
Foster was traditionally drunk to the point of warbling Shriekspeare, Knight was traditionally terrible at hiding his interest in asking me to dance, and the rest of a faculty was traditionally unbearable once they’d decided we should all participate in a rousing carol.
So yes. Quite traditional.
This event will be hosted December 24th at 7:00 PM EST (Eastern Standard Time).
Please send me an ask at ms-flint with any questions.
That time of the year again already?
I waited roughly five years after breaking the All-Time Scare Record before I retired, mostly because at that point I no longer felt the path of career scaring held anything for me.
I was offered a position teaching here at Monsters University within days of my retirement from scaring, and I was working as Dean in less than a decade.
Lots of tiny pedals and levers. My breed is not so rare that car companies have failed to produce models suitable to our body type.
Compared to the things regularly asked on a college campus, this hardly ranks.
As for my proclivity for remembering those who have scorned me, I forgive all my transgressors. But I never forget their names.
The entirety of the Hardscrabble line are record-setting. If we weren’t, we wouldn’t posses the outstanding reputation that we do.
'We are the best, or we are nothing', as father used to say.