i pray every day that one day i may reach this level of pure condescension
Anonymous asked: An old ring? Were you married or something?
No. I wasn’t.
asked: What Scare company did you work for before becoming Dean of Monsters University?
Monsters Incorporated. That was where I set the Global Scare Record, after all.
asked: Excuse me madam, might there be any possible scaring tips you could give this Halloween Monster?
You seem like you’ve got it under control.
Though a less seasonal, more universal theme might be better.
Anonymous asked: So...what was that thing stolen from you a while back?
It was just an old ring. Hardly the fuss it was worth now.
Anonymous asked: H-Hi, Dean Hardscrabble.. Just wanted to say that I really look up to you a-and.. *loses nerve* deargodyou'reterrifying *scurries underneath nearest piece of furniture* TT_TT
What an… appropriate reaction. Good to know I still inspire today’s youth.
You buy new ones.
Anonymous asked: I'm guessing you don't blush a lot.
asked: I think it's interesting that you view being frightening as a positive personality trait as opposed to just a skill. Though I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, considering who I'm talking to XD. What other traits add up to "frightening"?
Ferocity, hideousness, fervor—all can equal into a greater, more ‘frightening’ personality.
Anonymous asked: If your blood is gold, does that mean you blush gold? Or is it just a darker shade of your skin?
There’s very little outward change to my face when it’s flushed, but my skin will get lighter whenever blood pools.